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I am so constipated, therefore my Kundalini will never ascend. My endocrine system is out of balance. My twelve cranial nerves have damage. Therefore I am barred from the Kingdom of Heaven. So you know, it's a good idea to keep your physical systems in good working order, but that is not an obstacle to the workings of your consciousness. Do not, I repeat, do not take your tooth brush with pure herbal organic toothpaste, shove it in your ear to try to scrub your pineal gland clean. If you do that, you might just as well shove it out the other ear and up the frontal cortex for good measure. Blessed and blissful are the lobotomized. Then, instead of worrying about the calcification of your pineal gland, or the impact of the fluff in your belly button on your Tan Tien – go into the realms of awareness. Explore the fullness of your conscious being, the blueprint for your physical being. Your incarnate systems will be realigned, the obstacles you face will be dispelled. Even if your pineal gland has more fluoride than melatonin. Even if you are chronically constipated to the core. The witness plane abides, ever independent and sovereign in the abstract kingdom of heaven. All of these are matters of common sense. Open your vision eye into coherence. All things will be clear.