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We're suffering from cultural and historical amnesia, and just plain out illiteracy. Dude, amnesia, I never heard that word before? Someone said that when I dropped the word "lexicon" the other day. Look, dude, you haven't heard of Mary Poppins, you've barely heard of Mickey Effin' Mouse. Felix the Cat, Pink Floyd. Dude, those are like ancient Greek mythologies. Way before my time. Well, you know, they're also way before my time, but I've actually looked into the past. That's all. So you know every swaggin' streamer, and the short-term history of brain rot. But our cultural heritage, if it didn't hit the meme stream, you have no idea. Because none of that ships with sufficiently high concentrations of dopamine to sustain your absolutely scattered attention. So we were wondering, why should anyone expose their brains to that sort of a rot-fest carnival. Doesn't that completely degrade your cognitive faculties? And in fact, it does. Stop snorting brain rot every time you feel the urge to escape inner and outer reality. Remember, your feed doesn't represent reality. It's just the algorithm manipulating your mind. Start orienting to real life as it is. So that's all folks. You know Looney Tunes, don't you?