Santa Dumps In Ya Chimney! · Got Bad Report from 12 Elves ▹

"This dude sounds raving mad. He must be certifiable." So I do have a number of certificates in the secret closet. But I want to talk about your chimney. Been keeping it neat and clean? Little elves been telling me that maybe you haven't. What then, when prophecies are fulfilled, when Santa Claus descends from the clouds with the hosts of heaven in a glorious blazer? How do you think that's gonna go? You've been a naughty child. Lamentation and gnashing of teeth.