Tribal Jewels Under Pressure! · Ūrīm & Tummīm Go Ásgarðr! ▹
Winepress of God's fury churneth out juice generation after generation. When the 12 tribes are compressed, they turn into jewels and are placed on the priestly breastplate of judgment. Secret pockets for Urim and Thummim – Light and Truth. From these we shall rebuild the new Asgard, the celestial Jerusalem! Arise to the rapture. We are running out of time! 😱Actually Unhinged ▹
Tales of Floods and Creatures · Hedonist Hamsters → Seafood ▹
Reality reasserting its directives and imperatives. Directly challenging your field of illusions. Scary little mice will run back into their holes to nibble on rotting cheese. What about the rest of them creatures? Bull stands firm with the earth. Dolphin streamlines with the waters. Lion roars with the fires. Eagle masters the skies above. The flood is coming! Ark is being built for those who hold true to their innate natures. We reach and we reach beyond. 😱Actually Unhinged ▹
As the Ancient Ones Return! · Take That Yonder Journey ▹
The great ancient ones gazing down at you from dimensional altitudes, governing your latitudes unseen. Meet the Christ-like immortal yogi in a lotus above your head. Plunge into the disembodied elemental stream. Through the valley of the shadow of death — gazing into that final chamber. Like the essence of life in a prism. Or like whatever. 😱Actually Unhinged ▹
Santa Dumps In Ya Chimney! · Got Bad Report from 12 Elves ▹
"This dude sounds raving mad. He must be certifiable." So I do have a number of certificates in the secret closet. But I want to talk about your chimney. Been keeping it neat and clean? Little elves been telling me that maybe you haven't. What then, when prophecies are fulfilled, when Santa Claus descends from the clouds with the hosts of heaven in a glorious blazer? How do you think that's gonna go? You've been a naughty child. Lamentation and gnashing of teeth. 😱Actually Unhinged ▹
Borderline Apocalyptic Rambles · Wormwood vs. Joint Chiefs ▹
Another mad prophet on the loose?! Joint chiefs of staff too high to realize the station of the nation. Wormwood is coming. Absinthe shall overflow. The hills shall be leveled, the oceans shall be raised. We are running out of time. 😱Actually Unhinged ▹
Build Your Inner Ark of Beings · Don't Be a Hedonist Hamster ▹
Behold the looming storms of actuality itself! The ark is being built — entry for those who hold true to their innate natures. Hedonistic hamsters will be left for seafood! Then elect prime pairs of your inner creatures. All onboard! 😱Actually Unhinged ▹
High Kundalini Machine Elves · Also Starring Santa Claus ▹
Santa Claus was kundalini meditating, trying hard to levitate as usual. One day yet he'll be airborne again. So keep your chimney clean. Free mind-stream and pure raw inner substance. Be a good little machine elf. Excuse me what? 😱Actually Unhinged ▹
Fishers of Men Walk on Waters · Raising Zombies Back to Life ▹
Fishers of men in the world of awareness. We cast our nets into the down nethers. Seeking signs of life in your human wells. We're not necromancers. We rekindle the sparks of pristine creation. Let the dead bury the dead — reach beyond. 😱Actually Unhinged ▹
Stomp the Void for Ascension · Prime Spirit in Dark Bottles ▹
Have you stomped the void to level your fields? In the deepest pits of darkness unbecome...Radiance. A crystal, essence of life in a prism. The same old prime spirit, nothing more, nothing less. From the winepress of cognitive catalyzation. 😱Actually Unhinged ▹
Important! About Your Chimney & 2nd Coming of Santa Clause ▹
Do you have a moment? I want to talk about your chimney. And the second coming of Santa Clause. Have you been keeping your chimney neat and clean? The little elves have been telling me that maybe you haven't. Have you been a naughty child? 😱Actually Unhinged ▹
Head for Concentration Camps · Seek Jewels of the Kingdom ▹
Let us all go to concentration camps. I hear it's good for your awareness. The winepress is primed. We need coal pressed into diamonds. Twelve tribal jewels for the priestly breastplate of judgment. Need 'em for the kingdom come yousee! 😱Actually Unhinged ▹
Jesus Flips Thy Paywalls! Open Access to Metacognition ▹
Flipping the tables at the temple yard. Canceling the paywalls that bar you from access to insight. Same old den of thieves keeps on reincarnating season after season to hold the heavens hostage from you. Don't buy into it! 😱Actually Unhinged ▹
Born of Unbound Suchness · The Spirit of Human Fulfillment ▹
How the Christ is born and how we are born in Christ. No need for silly beliefs here. We reel our awareness back to the emptiness of unconditioned suchness. First of all. From there on down, it's a free flow into the sacred matrix. 😱Actually Unhinged ▹
Creatures of the Inner Ark · Face the Zoo that You Are ▹
Oracle prophet dropping in with a quick inventory of the inner zoo. Have you met your creatures yet? Have you got a fine ark ready yet no? Make haste friends — don't wait for the flood! No animals were harmed in the filming of this creation. 😱Actually Unhinged ▹
Pool of Integration Plunge · Inner Cauldron Bubbling Over ▹
Have you played with the Kraken? Hear the oblivion whispering at your doorstep? Tap the brainstem! Reconcile your spinal cord! Consummate the totality of your existence. Rise up to the crown of heaven for shits and giggles. Alrighty! 😱Actually Unhinged ▹
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