Kundalini Fluoride Conspiracy! Despell Time · Wizard Is Live!
⁘ “Bored silly are you! Yikes! Experiencing Kundalini confusion? Pineal gland calcified with toothpaste? Third eye all shut down? Worry not! Wizard will streamline your circuits and despell the great fluoride conspiracy! Streaming previews from @Mr.Om.Ananda — keep your glands tuned and clear!”
Are you experiencing Kundalini confusion?
Got your psycho-energetic knickers in a twist?
Worry not!
The wizard will streamline your circuits
into a vehicle fit for cosmic ascension.
Are you troubled by toothpaste-induced calcification of your pineal gland?
Third eye all shut down?
Worry not!
The wizard will dismantle the great fluoride conspiracy,
cracking your vision eye right open –
blazing like a thousand suns.
Akshaya Suddha-Matrena Phat!
The ancient future is here and now.
Don't be a loser. Don't be a winner. Be absolute.
The Fringe Wizard has left the studio.
The resonance of the third eye is ever so loud.