Third Eye Calcium Conspiracy · What Even Is Pineal Gland!
⁘ “Calcification of the pineal gland? Damage to third eye? Ah the hypotheticals! What even is the pineal gland? Or the third eye? Does your existence or soul depend on discursive cognition? A physical melatonin producing organ? How weird!”
Greetings!
What seems to be the eyesore of the day?
Mr. Wizard, there seem to be legitimate concerns
over the calcification of our pineal gland
and its impact on our third eye of vision.
Please dispel these doubts.
Well look, my good fellow,
most of this conspiratorial discourse exists entirely in hypothetical mind-frames.
What even is the pineal gland?
What even is the third eye?
Is the pineal gland indeed even connected with our third eye?
That was the take of Madame Blavatsky.
Or is it the seat of the soul – as said Descartes?
As if our existence or our soul hinged on the workings of discursive cognition.
We'll get back to that.
Then with all thy mind-over-matter philosophies,
neuroplasticity what have you,
how is it that the calcification of a physical melatonin producing organ
should somehow interfere with your spiritual progress and cognitive evolution?
It is much the same as declaring,
I am so constipated, therefore my Kundalini will never ascend.