Overclock Chainsaw Broadcasts · Sweeping Netflix & Amazon!
⁘ “We're done mucking around here. Chainsaws revving, routers ripping. Full transformation matrix online! Nw series rolling out day & night. Soon bigger than Amazon Prime and Netflix cross-bred and multiplied! So you think we're a bit overclocked here, do you? Well hello — just doing our thing and rolling with the toolshed as it happens! Like whatever! It's not like the algorithm gives a rat's buttocks about circulating any of this. Have some Nyan Cat reaction commentary and even more bonus materials hey!”
We're done mucking around here.
Chainsaws revving,
routers ripping.
Full transformation matrix.
Operational × Online.
Dozens of new series rolling out day and night.
We're the fucking Amazon Prime and
Netflix cross-bred and multiplied.
Right now, a bit bottlenecked by post-production time,
but where humans fail to step to the occasion, robots will arise.
This here is a circular saw for purposes of circulating substance.
Content circulation purposes.
It's not like it's a cosmic chakram discus wheel,
governing the patterns of all of time and space.
So you think we're a bit overclocked here, do you?
Not really.
If we didn't have proper containment for all of this energy,
then I could just plug this straight into my nose
and the good old ripper would race
from here to the moon and back.
You don't see that happening to you.
Lounging in the shed, crafting
what the hell ever it is that we craft
for transformation of consciousness.

