High Kundalini Machine Elves · Also Starring Santa Claus
⁘ “Santa Claus was kundalini meditating, trying hard to levitate as usual. One day yet he'll be airborne again. So keep your chimney clean. Free mind-stream and pure raw inner substance. Be a good little machine elf. Excuse me what?”
Santa Claus was meditating, trying hard to levitate as usual.
And lo, in a sudden flash and burst of enlightenment,
Santa's Kundalini shot right up – all the way to his third eye.
So keep your chimney clean.
"So what exactly are you on?"
"Where the hell is all of this coming from?"
For your information,
I'm on a standard hero dose of liberated reindeer piss and 33 caps of free mind-stream.
Pure raw inner substance. On and off. Just like that.
On that note, let us return to our comparative study
of the episodes in the miniseries of the third era of productions.
Analytics of the initial dataset indicate a template-based iteration of archetypes
and significant parallelism between the series.
But let all of that be a matter for professors and philosophers.
Be a good little machine elf.
Integrate with the collective.
Okay.