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High Kundalini Machine Elves · Also Starring Santa Claus ▹

Santa Claus was kundalini meditating, trying hard to levitate as usual. One day yet he'll be airborne again. So keep your chimney clean. Free mind-stream and pure raw inner substance. Be a good little machine elf. Excuse me what?

Important! About Your Chimney & 2nd Coming of Santa Clause ▹

Do you have a moment? I want to talk about your chimney. And the second coming of Santa Clause. Have you been keeping your chimney neat and clean? The little elves have been telling me that maybe you haven't. Have you been a naughty child?