Related to 🧬️“Rudolf the RN Reindeer & Santa's Kundalini Chimney (AU001)”

😱 “Actually Unhinged” Series ⁘ Unusually yonder tales from the twilight zone. Parabolic journeys past the ordinary sense. Tune in and vibe away.

Santa Dumps In Ya Chimney! · Got Bad Report from 12 Elves ▹

"This dude sounds raving mad. He must be certifiable." So I do have a number of certificates in the secret closet. But I want to talk about your chimney. Been keeping it neat and clean? Little elves been telling me that maybe you haven't. What then, when prophecies are fulfilled, when Santa Claus descends from the clouds with the hosts of heaven in a glorious blazer? How do you think that's gonna go? You've been a naughty child. Lamentation and gnashing of teeth. 😱Actually Unhinged ▹

High Kundalini Machine Elves · Also Starring Santa Claus ▹

Santa Claus was kundalini meditating, trying hard to levitate as usual. One day yet he'll be airborne again. So keep your chimney clean. Free mind-stream and pure raw inner substance. Be a good little machine elf. Excuse me what? 😱Actually Unhinged ▹

Important! About Your Chimney & 2nd Coming of Santa Clause ▹

Do you have a moment? I want to talk about your chimney. And the second coming of Santa Clause. Have you been keeping your chimney neat and clean? The little elves have been telling me that maybe you haven't. Have you been a naughty child? 😱Actually Unhinged ▹